This is Buddie, Buddie the dog, dog of mystery reporting in from an undisclosed location.
I apologize for falling under the radar for the last few months. I was in grave danger of having my secret identity discovered and had to go deep, deep undercover to avoid being detected!
At times the situation was hairy! And it was only because of my high canine intelligence and amazing spy skills that I was able to avoid detection!
In order to make my way back to base I had to assume a clever and highly effective disguise as a common villager being walked through the square. Of course in reality I was using my amazing tracking skills to get my logistical bearings and also collect sensitive information that was required for national security!
Ah, ha! What's this, proof that a wanted bad guy was here? Okay maybe not, it was proof that a bad guy's dog was here! Okay, no it was just proof that a dog, who ate something that was bad was here, but he could have been a bad guy's dog!!
I slyly scouted out the area and finally was able to form my plan to make it back to HQ (that is what is known as code in the spy game for Headquarters!) I bet you did not know that? But make sure you don't tell anyone or I'll have to kill you! Okay I won't have to kill you but I might have to bite you really hard to keep you from talking! Okay yeah, I know I don't bite, but I might have to bark at you really, really loud and cause your ears dire pain!! So, Shh, our secret!!
So later that day under cover of night! Okay maybe not cover of night but later that day I made my way through dangerous woods and fields and rivers, oh my!! He, he, I crack myself up sometimes!
Anyway after much covert operations and sleuth I finally made it back to base!
So this is Buddie, Buddie the dog, dog of mystery finally reporting back to you from a highly secret (wink, wink!) location. Letting you know that I am back and ready to save the world once again Ala Jack Bauer! Did I mention that Jack and I were academy mates? Okay maybe not exactly academy mates but we were trained in the same facility! Its' true, Betty's Suds and Bubbles is located this close to the highly secret Government training site!! So we are really tight!!
So over and out until our next assignment!!
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